- me: I'm depressed.
- person: why?
- me: I don't know.
- person: shut up your life is amazing you have so many things to be grateful for why are you such a whiny little bitch
- me: sorry.
My mom says in the ER there’s a skeleton and someone keeps putting a sign that says “Achmed. I keel you” on it so they were all getting lectured about it since it’s “not funny” and if they find out who keeps doing it, that person is going to be in a lot of trouble.