inlouiswethrust: Some people are born pretty and some people are born funny. I just happen to be both.
ava-and-the-teapot: my boyfriend is called wifi and we have a great connection.
someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
it annoys me when it’s not things about me in the skybreaker tag but idk what i expect it’s what i get for naming my url after my favorite book
Your love is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart– Phoebe Buffay (via ava-and-the-teapot)